<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1790042536535617930</id><updated>2012-02-16T05:42:23.580-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the RANT</title><subtitle type='html'>The musings, thoughts, contemplations, sarcasms, and featured haiku of the irreveRANT greetings masterminds.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://irreverantgreetings.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1790042536535617930/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://irreverantgreetings.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>irreveRANT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13212737520695579095</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YO2bUB3orW8/SbG2DJb3cKI/AAAAAAAAAAY/EYi8G6O25Co/S220/iStock_000002702355Large.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1790042536535617930.post-8990209743507124866</id><published>2009-03-06T18:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-06T18:41:55.582-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The IrreveRANT Stimulus Plan</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;In these economic times &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;irreveRANT&lt;/span&gt; greetings has the stimulus package &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;you're&lt;/span&gt; looking for. Our plan for change is twofold in a single fold design.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First Fold: Support the economy. Your participation means an influx of cash into a depleted system of dry stagnant unfunny cards that have handed you the same old party lines over and over.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We promise a change. A new set of rules; there are no rules.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We promise an open dialogue that will say what you want to say the way you really want to say it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So for that small donation; less than a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;grande&lt;/span&gt; extra hot soy with extra foam, split shot, half squirt of sugar-free vanilla, quarter packet &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;splenda&lt;/span&gt;, with extra whipped cream and chocolate sauce drizzle from your local coffee conglomerate, you can invest into America with the simple purchase of an &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;irreveRANT&lt;/span&gt; greetings card.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Second Fold: Investing in &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;irreveRANT&lt;/span&gt; greetings not only stimulates the economic life of America. You are also saving fellow citizens lives.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With stories of recession, war, pestilence, and Brittney Spears, your fellow woman may be feeling down, depressed, unsatisfied and ignored. These symptoms are unhealthy and can lead to more serious health ailments.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you can fight this outbreak by giving those you love a healthy dose of &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;irreveRANT&lt;/span&gt; greetings fun.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Laughter is the best medicine. &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;irreveRANT&lt;/span&gt; greetings cards are fortified with more than your recommended daily requirements of vitamin F and L. Fun and Laughter is a cure all.&lt;br /&gt;We believe in the magical healing powers of &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;irreveRANT&lt;/span&gt; greetings cards, but we can't do it alone. We have no idea where your loved ones live. We need you and they need you to do your part. Send them an &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"&gt;irreveRANT&lt;/span&gt; greetings card today.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The life you save may just be your own.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"&gt;irreveRANT&lt;/span&gt; greetings has laid out this simple twofold plan in our single fold design with no earmarks, dog ears, or torn edges to complicate the message.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's cure all with &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"&gt;irreveRANT&lt;/span&gt; greetings. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;Together we can initiate change!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;One laugh filled card at a time! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1790042536535617930-8990209743507124866?l=irreverantgreetings.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://irreverantgreetings.blogspot.com/feeds/8990209743507124866/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://irreverantgreetings.blogspot.com/2009/03/irreverant-stimulus-plan.html#comment-form' title='38 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1790042536535617930/posts/default/8990209743507124866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1790042536535617930/posts/default/8990209743507124866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://irreverantgreetings.blogspot.com/2009/03/irreverant-stimulus-plan.html' title='The IrreveRANT Stimulus Plan'/><author><name>irreveRANT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13212737520695579095</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YO2bUB3orW8/SbG2DJb3cKI/AAAAAAAAAAY/EYi8G6O25Co/S220/iStock_000002702355Large.jpg'/></author><thr:total>38</thr:total></entry></feed>
